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Post by joepetz on Jun 6, 2016 16:33:03 GMT -5
<ring ring> <ring ring>
Houseguests, I think someone is at the front door. You better answer it.
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Post by zingbot3000 on Jun 6, 2016 16:42:49 GMT -5
Hello House guests. <random robotic noises>
It's me Zingbot (clank) making my debut appearance in the BB ORG. And boy (clink) did you guys give me plenty of material.
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Fratomon
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Post by Fratomon on Jun 6, 2016 16:42:56 GMT -5
Oh great.
I hope it's what I think it is.
As HOH, I announce that the front door is now open.
EDIT: It's EXACTLY what I think it is.
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Post by zingbot3000 on Jun 6, 2016 16:43:50 GMT -5
I was told there was a little old lady who needed my assistance. So what can I help you with, Amanda? - ZIIIIIIIIIING!
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Post by zingbot3000 on Jun 6, 2016 16:48:05 GMT -5
Jake, I hear you have a firm grasp on the game this season. Finally getting your act together. Let's just hope you don't find yourself caught in a... chokehold. ZIIIIIIIIIIIING!
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Post by zingbot3000 on Jun 6, 2016 16:52:55 GMT -5
Crystal, I hope that general medicine degree is coming along nicely because, so far, your game has been under... anesthesia. ZIIIIIIIIIIING!
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Post by Brett on Jun 6, 2016 16:53:02 GMT -5
See this is the great thing about hosting, I'm pretty much exempt from being Zinged...or am I?
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Post by doolgirl on Jun 6, 2016 16:53:25 GMT -5
I don't know how I feel about being called an old lady. But if you're offering assistance I have a big pile of laundry that needs done  |
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Post by zingbot3000 on Jun 6, 2016 16:54:20 GMT -5
Brett, you're the only host who has never won this game. You know what they say? Those who can, do. Those who cannot, host. ZIIIIIIIIIIIING!
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Post by Brett on Jun 6, 2016 16:57:10 GMT -5
Ooh, I might need to call the fire department for that burn, er, zing!
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Post by zingbot3000 on Jun 6, 2016 16:58:33 GMT -5
See this is the great thing about hosting, I'm pretty much exempt from being Zinged...or am I? Only our most glorious host Joe is exempt from being zinged. Now, Derek the lawyer, you have set such a high bar hosting all of these past years. Unfortunately, since Brett and Joe have come along, you have been... overruled. ZIIIIIIIIING! |
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Post by zingbot3000 on Jun 6, 2016 17:03:44 GMT -5
I think that is enough zings...for now. In the mean time, why don't you all take some swipes at each other. I STRONGLY RECOMMEND you watch this how to video. You never know when you might need it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE-EmF0wScc |
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Post by ddawgman1 on Jun 6, 2016 17:39:48 GMT -5
(Derek storms out of the office) What's that, Zingbot? Insult me, will you? We'll see who is laughing........ In the case of Young v. Zingbot 3000 for Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress............ Mr. Young, you have failed to meet the required elements of your case. Mere insults are not actionable under Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress unless in the rare exception that they are a common carrier or an innkeeper. Zingbot is a robot and a guest, not the innkeeper of the Big Brother House. ZING! |
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Post by lassidoggy on Jun 6, 2016 19:02:24 GMT -5
Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to welcome you to the Big Brother Seance! Gather round, and let's all hold hands, and allow me to communicate with the ghost in the house! Oh... wait... I'm getting mixed signals. Oh, wait a minute... Hey Adam! Nice to meet you!
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Post by zingbot3000 on Jun 6, 2016 19:11:06 GMT -5
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